Yet again in Math Class

  • Math Teacher: /complains about how his fiancée doesn't wear her seatbelt
  • Me: So when is fiancée going to upgrade?
  • Math Teacher: End of the year, maybe?
  • Classmate 1: Hey! How about you have a prom wedding? Our prom can be your wedding after party.
  • Classmate 2: Yeah yeah, must invite all of us yeah?
  • Math Teacher: Why would I want that? In any case she should be my after party, not you guys.
  • Entire class: OHHHHHHHHHH.